Toilet Paper Diaries: The legend of WholeRoll!

by jonathonprince

Exterior: -Nice warm day with a slight breeze in the air. The sky is blue with very few clouds.-

Jp began a late run this day, probably around 11:30 which is unheard of. he typically gets his BEAST on around 8-9am. Something must have been in store. Halfway through his 23 miles, his stride began to slow, his stomach began to turn, and all motivation to run, was lost. His team looked on with concern… (silence, not a word was said)

…”we got any toilet paper guys?” said JP

“Nope, not that I know of”, said Mike without even looking.

“Wait!!!” Shouted Andrea, “Here’s our last roll you can use”.

“Perfect”, JP thought as he wondered off to find a quite pace to release. An release he did. everything from the night before became visible: Nachos, Enchiladas, Chicken Tacos, and something “I” can’t even pronounce, (or spell).

Minutes pass: 5 minutes, 13 minutes, 22 minutes and Jp approaches his team from behind. He notices confusion among his team.

“Where’ the toilet paper? In your jacket?” Mike asked. JP say’s, “nope”.

“In your pockets” Andrea asked. “Wrong again”, Jp said with a smirk.

and within moments the legend of “Whole Roll” was born, when he displayed evidence of what has never been done before in the history of running the country- dropping (literally) – & wiping!

You can call me: "Whollle-Rolll"

The team was disgusted and shocked all at the same time, but not JP -Whole Roll- rather, he took honor in the fact that he got it all. This day will be forever recognized as the day an ENTIRE ROLE OF TOILET PAPER WAS USED IN 1 SITTING!

…an here you have the “Legend of “WholeRoll” from the toilet paper Diaries!